Filler: The rising price of fame
Oh joy! What a beautiful, beautiful day for a flight!
Five years ago today in Suck.



 
 
 

THE USUAL DRILL

Tired of telling your sad tale over and over again to prospective loves? Just clip and save the "Love History" below for a concise summary of your love life thus far, freeing up more time for aimless flirtation, and awkward silences!



And then, if your date goes really well, you're going to need this Clip 'N' Save Sexual History to take it to the next level!






Do people actually date? Discuss, on Plastic.



 
  
  
  

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