We know what you're picturing. The One. An ungodly combination of traits that, if they actually existed in one person, it would be so unfair it would ruin most of our lives just to know that such a glorious person could exist.

Let's see if we can lower your expectations of The One, at least slightly. Try to change your vision from something "Unrealistic" to something "Realistic", below.


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