S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 23 May 2001. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 

Filler 5.23.01



  
  
  





  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

WHERE'S THE ONE?

"When will I find The One?" you're wondering.

You know...


You've been looking for a long time, though, haven't you?

Who do you think you are, anyway? Are you a beautiful, successful genius with a horse ranch? Are you a sculptor with big man-titties whose loft is featured in this month's Elle Decor?

Oh, you're not? Then maybe it's about time you moved on to Plan B...










Next...Visualize!



 




  
  
  
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