The Suck Reader Poll


The Eighties
You are the skipper of a hot air balloon, escaping from the 1980 eruption of the Mt. Saint Helens volcano with a precious cargo of future eighties luminaries. You realize that you are overloaded and must dump one of your passengers into the molten lava below. Which passenger will you choose to throw overboard?

  President of the United States Ronald Reagan
  Perky but accomplished head Bangle Susanna Hoffs
  World Series-blowing Boston Red Sock Bill Buckner
  Beloved Bloom County author Berke Breathed
  Girl down a well Jessica McClure

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