"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 15 May 2001. Updated every WEEKDAY.

The Suck Reader Poll


Thank you for participating in the Suck Reader Poll. Your responses will help us better serve you and understand the unique needs of average, typical and even median-level readers just like you. So please answer each question as honestly as you can.

Your Money
Complete the following sentence: As the result of an advertisement on television or radio, I would be most likely to:

  buy a particular product.
  vote for a particular candidate for office.
  seek out an online relationship with a minor that leads to friendship and more.
  contribute to a charitable or non-profit organization of my choice.
  be persuaded that Paraguayan safety standards for laser eye surgery are equal to or better than those in the United States.

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