DISTRESS FRACTURE

Hi Polly...

I normally look forward to Wednesdays (new Filler, and a new Onion, all in one day?!). I always check out Filler first, since I get Suck emailed daily. When that email pops up, and I see it's from Suck, it's the highlight of my pathetic Wednesday life, and a great distraction from my sad little job.

Which leads me to the point of my distress. You seem so lackluster lately... Filler just isn't as funny, as brutal, as sharp as it normally is. Is there something wrong? Are you okay?

Sincerely and worriedly (is that even a word?),

Franny.
<frances_cutie@sofunky.com>














  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  


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