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Filler 5.9.01






  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

Filler: Flash! East Coasters have less macs, bigger sacks!

"They're showering us with tall dollars as we speak. It's embarrassing, really."


Five years ago today in Suck.



BROADWAY RECYCLES!

Hey Polly —

Did you know that there's a musical called Mamma Mia! that's composed entirely of ABBA hits?

Just thought you'd want to know.

junebug
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HEY NINETEEN!

A zany musical joyride centering on the high times and hot sluts of the swingin' 70s! Steely Dan's Broadway musical has all the oldsters dancing in the aisles and daydreaming about their glory days sniffing lines of high-grade cocaine off tinted mirrors, then "making sweet love" to skanky, big-assed women in floppy hats! You're not gonna want to miss the upbeat incest-themed ensemble piece "Cousin Dupree", or the emotionally-charged, heart-stirring ballad, "Rikki, Don't Lose That Number"!




I'M GONNA CRAWL!

A madcap musical adventure through all of Led Zeppelin's classic songs, featuring such feel-good, sing-along hits as "The Lemon Song!" "Baby, I'm Gonna Leave You!" and "Your Time Is Gonna Come!" Lust and vengeance never tasted so sweet and non-threatening! And the songs are arranged in 7th grade marching band form, which means that all those jolting sixteenth notes are converted to quarter notes, making the greatest Zeppelin hits all the more singable!









Next...Come as you are!



 





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