"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 6 April 2001. Updated every WEEKDAY.


This is Flannery O'Hamsun for EYE! Entertainment: Putting the Eye Back in You. Greetings from sunny Florida's famous death row at the Florida State Prison in Starke. In 1989 the man sitting shackled behind me was Terence Graves, a twenty-year old waiter at an Olive Garden restaurant in West Palm Beach. Today he's known as Ali "Fear" Youssef Chahine, the death row film critic. Found guilty of murdering a police officer in a shooting as the officer was picking up a free order of Tortellini Fizzano, Chahine was sentenced to death by electrocution in 1991. He steadfastly maintains his innocence and has unwaveringly blamed the killing on a legendary figure of Florida folklore called "The Barefoot Mailman."

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