"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 14 March 2001. Updated every WEEKDAY.

Filler 03.14.01

cApital Offense Writing for the illiterate has never been an easy task, but there's reason to believe that a significant measure of the burden has been lifted. Five years ago today in Suck.

FABLES OF THE DECONSTRUCTION

Are you tragically hip and therefore tragically flawed? What's standing in the way of your happiness?

A few possibilities....

Next...The grass is always greener, and more nicely-trimmed.