Needs: To ask herself whether she's ready to make a lifelong commitment to you, given the fact that you don't seem to care
Mainly Concentrating On: How to find some way to punish you for your total lack of interest in her that doesn't include actually having to break up with you
Benefits: At least you don't have to worry about her getting the wrong impression. At least she can tell that you're not that into her.
Drawbacks: You're not that into her.
Fun: The we-almost-broke-up sex!
Not-So-Fun: Actually having to spend time with her again after that
Deepest, Darkest Secret: She read "The Rules" five times, but she doesn't have the will power to follow a single one.
With Her, You'll Be: A terrible boyfriend
Wants: A man who's mature enough to be able to adjust to her admittedly particular but not excessively exacting needs in life
Needs: A man who's rich enough to hire her a staff of ten to order around, and a psychiatrist who can prescribe her a steady diet of Valium
Mainly Concentrating On: When there'll be a long enough break in the conversation to slip a coaster under your beer and maybe spray some Pledge on that coffee table, since it's looking a little dusty
Benefits: Sure, she runs a tight ship, but she'll get your life into ship shape!
Drawbacks: You'll spend the rest of your days peeling potatoes and swabbing the deck.
Fun: She loves the way you've organized your t-shirt drawer!
Not-So-Fun: She hates the way you breathe out of your mouth when you're playing Scrabble.
Deepest, Darkest Secret: Once had a nervous breakdown after reading a particularly ambitious issue of Martha Stewart Living magazine.
With Her, You'll Be: Seething, and sloppier than ever