S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 23 November 2000. Updated every WEEKDAY.



Another year has come and gone, and if it's anything like the ones that preceded it, we'll remember it mostly for the bland loss, arbitrary misery, and chronic regret that served as its main ingredients and the squandered opportunities, failures of nerve, inexplicable oversights, wanton double- crossings, and blind impotent rage that seasoned it. To express our gratitude for such bounty, we offer these Thanksgiving Day e-cards. Save us a leg.


TURKEY DAY TIDINGS FROM SUCK.COM
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A. Fast 'n' easy recipes for holiday fun!
B. Fowl play?! Or just tables-turned Thanksgiving hilarity?
C. Heart-warming holiday dot-com compassion!
D. A multiculti Thanksgiving feast — for only 99 cents!
E. Good old-fashioned Thanksgiving gridirony!