DANCES WITH YUPPIES

Next, in order to demonstrate their total lack of understanding of you, the yuppies will suggest that you look into various career options that you aren't remotely interested in, implying of course that these options would be a huge boon to your career. Do they do this to demean you, or does it give them an excuse to mention some of their friends in high places, or do they actually think they're being helpful?





Inevitably, you'll say something awful and harsh, because you're drinking about twice as much and twice as fast as you usually do, and because anything less than flattery will break through the veneer of polite hideousness and make everyone uncomfortable.





Don't panic. Just backpedal and start kissing ass, and everything will be ok. These aren't rocket scientists, they're rockets. Blow some smoke up their asses and they take off.





 

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