"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 18 October 2000. Updated every WEEKDAY.

Filler 10.18.00

GRAYING ANATOMY

As you get older, some things matter a lot more to you, and other things matter a lot less. This is called "gaining perspective." Read this handy chart and find out just what kind of a perspective you'll gain as an old fuck.

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