"Just think!" I thought to myself, "I get to cover The Democratic Convention for Suck.com!" Yeah, me and about 50 million other journalists, but it still felt like a big deal to me at the time the prospect first came up.

Plus there was a lot of buzz over the possibility of PROTESTERS getting out of hand like they did in Seattle during the WTO meetings. We're talking RIOTS, folks! BIG ones!!! Who'd want to miss out on THAT action? Er, from a nice, SAFE DISTANCE, that is.