S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 23 August 2000. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 

Filler 8.23.00



LOVE SMITES

What's your philosophy when it comes to relationships?

Do you take a Zen, easy-come, easy-go type attitude?



Or, is your attitude toward relationships summed up by what Cinderella's evil stepsister once said, as she shoved her huge foot into that petite glass slipper: "I'll MAKE IT fit!"



Or, did the right person fall right into your lap and you've been blissful ever since? And if so, what are you doing reading this disgruntled tripe? Don't you have daisies to pick or something?




Next...The finks you do for love.