S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 2 August 2000. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 

Filler 8.2.00



MISS MISERY

Polly,

In spite of the frequent marriage proposals you receive, I would like to go in the other reaction and ask that you not marry me, or anybody else for that matter, as I fear that the blissful institution of marriage would tarnish your work. As we all know, marriage leads to childrearing and we all know what that does to artistic integrity. (Madonna & Olivia Newton-John are but a few who come to mind.) So please, for the sake of all your faithful Filler readers, do not date, do not have sexual relations, don't even masturbate.

Your misery inspires us all,

A.J.
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