"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 21 July 2000. Updated every WEEKDAY.

Yesterday Sucksters Peter Bagge and Bertolt Blecht gave you the pre-game warm up for "The Greatest Spectacle in Motor Racing," the Indy 500. Now it's time to forget the hype, because it's race day!

After weeks of media hoo hah, big money deals, time trials, and starting positions, over 400,000 people jam into the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Baton twirlers, college bands, and Hollywood stars keep everyone entertained until the official start.

There was just one little glitch in this year's festivities ...

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