It's not Wednesday.
	My life has lost all meaning.
	I quit therapy.
	I haven't had coffee yet.

2. Some days I get to work, and I can't believe how tedious and pointless my job seems. This is because:

	My job is pointless and tedious.
	Like most people my age, I lack a strong work ethic.
	The coffee I'm drinking isn't strong enough.

3. Some days I get home from work, my wife starts talking to me and I feel really annoyed and bored. This is because:

	My wife is really annoying and boring.
	Like most people my age, I lack commitment and patience in dealing with relationships.
	I need a beer. Bad.