"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 29 May 2000. Updated every WEEKDAY.


You may think of Memorial Day as little more than an excuse for a three-day binge on Iron City and toad pus; but at Suck, today is the day when we don our legionnaire caps, strap on our prosthetic limbs, and take pride in having done our duty for the Arsenal of Democracy. Until we get back to our regular business tomorrow, the four Suck classics below are guaranteed to make you wonder whether the price of liberty was really worth paying.

courtesy of the Sucksters