"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 19 May 2000. Updated every WEEKDAY.

Devoted Suck readers know Terry Colon as a behind-the-scenes kind of guy — quietly producing America's finest cartoons, but only occasionally stepping into the spotlight as a non-speaking extra or as a foil for Polly Esther's stinging raillery.

But if he's fairly modest at Suck, Terry, like Zamfir and Slim Whitman before him, is huge in Europe. Celebrated on the banks of the Liffey, the Seine and the Danube, this is one American artist who never misses a soirée with his fans on the other side of the pond. As Terry enjoyed a continental vacation over the past few weeks, Suck was hard-pressed to fill the gap left by his absence. But Terry had no trouble filling his vacation with romance, adventure and intrigue, all with an old world flavor!

Rome: Posing as an international forger, Terry helps bust a ring of rogue art dealers selling counterfeit Rembrandts.

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