S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 3 May 2000. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 

Filler 5.3.00



HAPPY FILLERVERSARY!

Today we're celebrating four full years of fulfilling Filler!

Can you believe it? That means if you started reading Filler at age 15, you're in college now! Or, rather, you've been upgraded to an adult correctional facility by now!



And we couldn't have done it without you, the loyal Filler reader. From spouting urban hipster mantras to playing with puppets, to, unfortunately, hanging out with Martians and Wink Martindale, you've seen us through the good times and the bad, and for that, we salute you! Sweet Filler devotee, you've been with us through it all!

Or, you just started reading last week.

Either way, a Happy Fillerversary to you!





Next... Diamond life!



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