As details of the Bowie bailout become public, the
American people
unexpectedly become furious at the stinginess of the
bailout offer,
taking
to the streets in support of the stars. The notion of
a UK-based conglomerate
shaking down America's stars is more than the people
can tolerate. A protest by Direct Action
against
the World Bank accidentally coincides with a protest
by Phish fans
against
Bowie Bank, and the resulting police beatdowns are
televised
around the world, embarrassing the United States and
underscoring
the gravity of the superstar predicament. It becomes
clear that any
acceptable bailout offer will have to be backed up by
federal
guarantees on
the investment. Lobbyists for the Bowie syndicate
begin making the
rounds.
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