"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 7 April 2000. Updated every WEEKDAY.

Welcome to another in a series of management instructional videos designed to help you, the Suck reader, in the work place. Many of you in the once-coveted "Generation X" age bracket have found yourselves with a new managerial challenge — how to handle your Baby Boomer employees. Specifically, how to tell them what they don't want to hear — from minor office etiquette to outright dismissal — without fear that they will "clean up" your office with semiautomatic weapons. The office-shooter age statistics may be against you, but this simple tutorial will show you how to level the playing field!

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