Battling John McCain, the English language, and the bad advice of his own
chief strategist, Karl Rove, Governor George Bush, Jr. of Texas still
managed a three-state win this week to reclaim the mantle of front runner
in the GOP Presidential race. But we're a little concerned that the scion
this week's demonstration of voter inertia as evidence of his own competence.
That kind of thinking could really get Dubya hurt.
Indeed, with all the missteps and mispronunciations we've seen so far, Suck
has decided to elbow its way into the smoke-filled back room of the Bush
campaign (the smoke's not really so bad when Barbara Bush isn't around) and
lay out our strategy to lock up the nomination by Super Tuesday. Knowing
Junior's love of easy to remember, alliterative slogans like "Compassionate
Conservative" and "Reformer with Results" (easy for a
if not a confused public, to remember), we offer the following ten
suggestions to Mr. Rove. Don't let a liberal media define your man,
Karl -- let Suck do it.