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"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 1 March 2000. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 

Filler 3.1.00



COUPLES TO AVOID

Now that you know which Men and Women to Avoid, today's piece serves as a reminder that there's someone for everyone. That's right: No matter how chafing or pathetic that guy is, no matter how dull or intolerable that gal is, there's someone out there in the world for him or her. See how idealistic we can be when we try really, really hard?

So, without further ado, match up the following Men to Avoid on the left with the appropriate Women to Avoid on the right.








Next ... Two wrongs do make a right!



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