April 16 During an early morning stroll through St. Germain, our correspondent spots Adam Gopnik surreptitiously buying a "J'aime Paris" t-shirt. Sensing a story, he snaps a quick Polaroid of the New Yorker golden boy handing over his francs. Gopnik first tries to explain that the shirt is for some midwestern inlaws, but ends up calling in les flics to bust our correspondent for violating EU anti-paparazzi laws.

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