S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 16 February 2000. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 

Filler 2.16.00



HEY LOVE-SICKOS!

It's that time again! Time to celebrate the thrills and horrors of searching high and low for that special anyone, with our third not-quite-annual edition of Men and Women to Avoid. We've matured, or at least we're older, and as such, we have a whole new batch of data concerning the men and women who are almost certain to turn your life into a tedious tango with bone-crushing boredom, frustration, and rage.

We'll start with the men. But before we move on to specifics, let's review some basics in man selection.









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