HEY LOVE-SICKOS!

It's that time again! Time to celebrate the thrills and horrors of searching high and low for that special anyone, with our third not-quite-annual edition of Men and Women to Avoid. We've matured, or at least we're older, and as such, we have a whole new batch of data concerning the men and women who are almost certain to turn your life into a tedious tango with bone-crushing boredom, frustration, and rage.

We'll start with the men. But before we move on to specifics, let's review some basics in man selection.