S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 11 February 2000. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



It's that time of year. Snow is on the ground, love is in the air, and you're shit out of luck. Struggling to express your real Valentine's Day feelings to that special someone? Let Suck handle it. We're experts on beheaded saints and their special holidays. Happy Valentine's Day!






Trouble on the Planet of the Studs. Pump up the love! Bitter sweets for your sweetheart!



 
 
 
 
 
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the Sucksters

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Terry Colon