S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 19 January 2000. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 

Filler 1.19.00




SO YOU CAN JEST

Dear Polly,

The last Filler before Christmas, you made some joke about getting hooked up with some Valium to make Christmas bearable. I have to tell you. I didn't have any Valium, so I obliterated myself with Xanax. I think it's actually better anyway.

I had a very slow, simple, pretty Christmas. Nothing bothered me at all; not the children screaming (not mine, thank god), not the incessant crinkling and uncrinkling of the goddamned wrapping paper, not my mother's instantaneous guilt trip about the quality of her presents compared with the quality of our own.

So thanks. Want me to hook you up with some of this shit?

Ted Pinnell
<tedpinnell@yahoo.com>














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