S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 29 December 1997. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 

 
In 1998 ...
 

Former California Governor Jerry Brown will become mayor of Oakland and, during his first month in office, will challenge Bill Gates and Microsoft to create a private sector business initiative that will revitalize the city and provide thousands of jobs. Gates will decline, politely, sending along a free copy of Internet Explorer instead. One year later, Brown will marry someone he met in a chatroom.

 

 

courtesy of the Sucksters